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Call Derek Back & Finish Whooping Ass

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Drake skinned niggas unite! Yung Berg isn't light enough to qualify with your kind, making him a dark butt to Drake skins. But that's irrelevant. This calender, however? Relevant like Beyonce's name in a YouTube comment section:

EXCLUSIVE: Yung Berg's Calendar!  on Twitpic

Props to DDotOmen. I hope you have an army of raisins 'cuz TMZ has a *major scoop.
...Suspects pistol-whipped two people inside the party -- one of whom was Berg. Law enforcement sources say the suspects robbed eight people and made off with $10,000 in cash and jewelry.
Why is this dumbass walking around with this much money? I hope it was a collective amount of 10,000 at the party. That way Yung Berg can share his stupidity with his stupid comrades and their frivolous dollars, that they sure as hell haven't made from selling records. You ever wanna prove yourself to your homies? Rob Yung Berg. 


*Epic line from NBC's Community.
**Name the reference from the post title.


Creole Fatal Attraction

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I wanted to round my day care friends and go see a matinee screening of the biggest blockbuster smash performance by a female lead since Kelly Rowland's portrayl of Kia in Freddy vs Jason. Disappointingly so, no go... Every screening in the tri-state area will be sold out further notice. I know I we all can do better things with my time like:

1. Learn how to recycle and go green.
2. Catch up on my Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
3. Audition for The Real World Saskatchewan
4. Wig crypt duty... I have SERIOUS competition.
5. Teach Tee-Tee her ABCs and enunciation.
6. Stop STEALING.

Eh... Until further notice. I'm on ticket duty. Besides, I promised Zahara I'd let her see "That black lady whoop that nasty, white hoe's ass".

Black women...