Being a celebrity youth, I know I have to uphold a certain image and provide morals for other people's kids. I try to cut back on baby shakings, tire slashings, and the obligatory temper tantrum encourage by hours Grand Theft Auto. For some reason, I want to be this guy when I grow up.

But without the childhood obesity.

I'm tryna figure out what ol' boy in the blue was amazed to see. My guess would have to be, he saw Sarah Palin handing out non-taxed reparation dollars and just couldn't believe it. But that's just me imagining shit again. It coulda easily been Tee-Tee fishing one of her hairpieces out of the punch bowl. But she wasn't at this STAR STUDDED event, so no bueno.

Photo courtesy of [NECOLE] and 'nem.

I know rape when I see it. If you ever going to the islands, get you some "fat man just landed on me insurance". Get yo' shit together because you may never ever walk again after hitting up one of these clubs. No Limit Tuesdays is Not Safe For Life. This shit right here... [DURTY MO] is responsible for this wackiness!