You could smell the fuckery and bitchassness (I promsie I'll stop saying that) in the air as Puff The Magic Dragon received his star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame. Bear with me as I roll my eyes, for this IS NOT a sign of homoness but it is a sign of wishing these niggas would go sit down. People hate on me 'cuz I got that pimping in my bloodline, but they gave this fool a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame just because he pimped a few "lucky" contestants in numerous musical competitions on MTV. Don't throw no shade about that whole "early-to-mid '90s Bad Boy mess. You know the YTs never cared for Puff back then.

But that's not my aim today. My aim is squeezing the air out of Justin's lungs. That ninja stole my apple juice at lunch one day. I damn near lost my religion.

Here are some tidbits that floated through my dome after seeing this pic:

• Do all of these kids belong to Puff?
• Just when you thought fucking for tracks was the lowest of all lows, Kim Porter invents fucking for Red Carpet appearances.
• What make Justin SO special that he get to wear a darker-colored khaki suit?
• How come the dark-skinned dude can't get a S-Curl? Whycome y'all won't let his soul glow? I mean DAMN... Only Creolians get to single out people and make them fade into the background.
• Whycome them girls hair still SO short? Damn... I'm one to talk.
• Seeing Diddy with all these kids make me wonder: Where MY daddy at?
  

And Janice Combs.... whenever you are BACK IN BUSINESS, my granny will be readily waiting. Take that!

And I thought fucking for tracks could be so dangers? And I thought only thing she had to worry 'bout was the nasty lady's disease.

There's a meeting in my bedroom. And please girl don't be lay-ay-ay-ate! We can make love between the sheets. I can put you up on some game. Have you biting Jamie Lynn Spears' style if you get the drift.

I get the fact, that Hannah Montana had to get sexy on 'em real quick but damn juke... but why Disney tryna get rid of her WITH THE QUICKNESS?

So... TaMANeka's horseshoe apparently has a VERY big ego...

Usher has hailed fellow singer Chris Brown as a younger version of himself...

...He says, “All of this young energy is great for the industry. Chris is the guy who dances and sings, which is a lot like I do and did as a young artist as well. If time serves us correctly, and artists are continuing to better themselves, then hopefully he’ll follow the same path that I did.”

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I'm not saying Usher don't got the room to say Pretty Chrissy is the next U, but damn... did he not have a bowl of humility that morning? I'm the LAST person to speak up for Pretty Chrissy, but damn juke... get off that nigga nuts. Need a condom? Some KY? I mean, damn!!!

Last time I saw an ego this big it was on Janice Dickinson. Tee-Tee was s'posed to be doing a photoshoot with Sports Illustrated and Janice Dick-in-the-mouth gone say some stupid about Tee-Tee "never gone be a big supermodel". Last time I saw Janice's ego... it was rolling on the floor along with her weave and collagen lips after my granny beat that woman like an old rug.

Real talk.