El Criollo Loco: March 2011

Vital Information: Bow Wow Wants Ciara

Lil' Creole Pimp Filed Under: Tags: Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage, Vital Information For Your Everyday Life

...to perform with him at Supafest in Australia.You know you remember that song they have together with the Super Mario melody. You know you remember that shit!

According to his actual Twitter, no Photoshop or nothing.

Bow Wow, read my font:

NIGGA PLEASE!

I accept that somewhere in the world (even Australia) you have fans that will claw their way through a life sized Taco Bell Quad Steak burrito, four times the marinated, juicy, succulent third degree burns and all to get to you, but are they tryna PAY to see you on that kinda level? Does your moms even go to your shows these days?

We'll let the tweets decide. They gotta be roasting you by now.

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