If you hadn't heard by now, Pretty "Headbussa" Chrissy is getting all exclusive with Omarion. From the looks of things, Chris is tryna prove that even though he doesn't even really know him, he still wants to take him shopping and he isn't a lame and big shit is, in fact, popping.

But let's just call a spade a "spade" and save Omari from a lil' Heartbreaks and 808. Chris don't want nor love  you. He just saw 5Ton4Head with Drake, drinking apple juice and gin and trading Yugi-Oh cards and had to hit her where it hurts. The heart. Not the eye.

I, honestly, don't give a fuck... I just like seeing Granny all happy.


Expect this gif to become a mainstay here at LCP.

And I stole this BIG ASS pic from GREG'S playground.

...to accompany the last post. Hulk's daughter wants your frosting on her.

Don't groove too hard to it, y'all.

It's comes to my understanding, that the readership has been somewhat lacking in their fuckery intake... Fret no futher, there's fuckery afoot.

That's Hulk Hogan's daughter alright. Orange as a traffic cone with hair whiter than Jacko's complexion. Ah..... refreshing. Photoshop, killyaself.

I know the Spectacular grind video has infected the World Wide Weird a while ago, but I came across this and a pimp HAD to give y'all the business. Sometimes YouTube CAN do some good and the creator of this video needs a Pulitzer. Like yesterday!