Evening, readership. You may be familiar with my live coverage of Coonfest 2K9 last year. I came, I saw, I clowned. But this year, I won't be covering it here on LCPC. I'm taking it to Twitter. You know good and damn well I talk enough shit about people already. I need to shorten my shit talking to 140 characters.  

Every now and then you gotta go in the back of that closet...

...and pull out that baseball bat. Y'all got KID FURY all riled up and ready to do the Rack Daddy across a few people's faces. Not really a few people. Just Perez Hilton. That's the cyber  homie, even if  he down for the anit-toddler impersonator cause [WOULD YOU BELIEVE MOTHERFUCKERS HATE ME?!?!] Either way it goes, we got yo' bail money under the mattress!

Readers looka here...

Every once and again an asshole, has to be a total and complete asshole. Perez Hilton [no link from me] is on his bitch rampage and accusing Mike of playing pussy, but let's see who's really about to get fucked. To quote the great Maxine Shaw: "The proof is in the pudding".