I'm tryna figure out what ol' boy in the blue was amazed to see. My guess would have to be, he saw Sarah Palin handing out non-taxed reparation dollars and just couldn't believe it. But that's just me imagining shit again. It coulda easily been Tee-Tee fishing one of her hairpieces out of the punch bowl. But she wasn't at this STAR STUDDED event, so no bueno.

Photo courtesy of [NECOLE] and 'nem.

Supposedly, these teens (they don't look that damn young) got caught doing it and everybody and they momma was giving them a whooping for it... Please watch the WHOLE video. It it serious in India. Makes me wanna keep it in my pants 'til after death.

If you follow me on Twitter, you know I encourage those around me to INDULGE in the fuckery. But sometimes, the fuckery is just unbearable. EXHIBIT A. EXHIBIT B. I had more, but my browser history can't handle the fuckery so... But don't let me stop you, if you come across some Twitter fuckery, send 'em in! Comments section are taking applications.

Exhibit B's Twitter background is FULL of side-eye action.