The Weekend B'Day Bash!

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You lucky motherfuckers got to live to witness, yet another, B'Day! You better drop to ya knees and arch ya back and praise whomever you answer to on the Sabbath.

If you weren't aware, Friday, September 4, 2009 Tee-Tee turned 72 (to some people). And since it fell on a Friday this year we had to do it big! Now when you're a rich ass Creole family with a galaxy of haters and checkbooks, doing it big is bigger than just doing it big.


Originally, we weren't sure how we was gon' do this, because no one in the Killa Knowles Klan shares the same views on "doing it big". When you're Kelly Rowland, doing it big is throwing your fiesta-fiesta overseas and having it a bigger success than it would be if it were held in the states. When you're Michelle Williams, doing it big is dropping down low and sweeping the floor with ya FACE at the local Negro complex for coon dancing and dutty whining (on Tuesday nights). When you're Cousin Angie... doing it big is whatever Tina Knowles, swag effervescent, thinks doing it big means. And Tina Knowles, swag effervescent, thinks doing it big means ordering a couple pounds of crawfish and sitting 'round playing spades and tonk out in the front yard in a gazebo tent you bought at Wal-Mart... And before you sit there and talk yo' shit, those tents are ideal for southern summertime activities because these Wig Crypt MOSQUITOES ain't no joke.

So at the end of the day, my Pop-Pop, The Hustler, (male version of a diva) decided, "Hell, B'Day is on Friday. Labor Day is the following Monday. Shit... Why stop partying?"

Pop-Pop's logic knows no bounds. He even promised Tee-Tee he wouldn't try to profit from the festivities, but he still snuck a few shots from his video phone and plans to sell them to Necole Bitchie for some loot.

Pop-Pop's theme song.

Friday, we kicked off the events and turned the Wig Crypt into House Party 1 and 3. Two sucked and four contained Marques Houston, without the weave, so we ain't even... Everybody was invited. Everybody irrelevant. We decided it'd be cool to infuse them with high class, six star pent suites 'ish for a change. Who came?

-Teairra Mari
-Sunshine Anderson
-Kandi Burlapsack (of Real Housewives of Atlanta... oh wait, I mean Xscape)
-LaTosha Scott
-Kat Deluna
-Angie Martinez
-The unfamous Kardashians
-The unfamous Danity Kane girls
-Charli Baltimore
-Nicole Wray
-Synclaire & Overton
-Foxy Brown
-Romeo and LDB
-Lil' Fizz and J-Boog
-Raz-B but he left when Lil' Fizz and them got there
-The Cheetah Girls (the white one was the only one who showed up)

I'ma tell y'all why Kima and my momma got into it over Smurfberry Kool-Aid in the next post, because right now, I'm missing out on all the fun and I smell hot wings

Pimpcrest, out.

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