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Why Did I Watch This Whole Video?

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I WANNA BE ONE LESS!

Was this supposed to be funny, because all I did was laugh? This is why I hate hardcore Nicki Minaj fans. If you haven't pressed play, you should really peel yourself away from deciphering Tiger Woods's press conference speech and press play. Press play and you'll find out why I hate my generation. Niggas and bitches vapid like this. Nukkabitches, too. Shit like this is why women weren't allowed to speak in public until 1918. If only she had a father. I refuse to believe she has a father figure. Father figures teach you not to pause mid sentence and cheat out to the camera. What the fuck was she looking at off the side at the 1:32 mark? What was she tryna teach? Who was she tryna teach? No thanks, either way.

AND THEN SHE STARTED RAPPING AND I WANTED TO BE ONE LESS ALL OVER AGAIN!

I hate Big Lil' Kimbo Slice for sending me this. Follow her at @BIGLILKIM.

Update: after the jump.




Shit just got real. Apparently, she's a rapping singer. And... She's performed... In front of people... Living people.


18 Responses to "Why Did I Watch This Whole Video?"

  1. Ralonda Says: http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-did-i-watch-this-whole-video.html?showComment=1266860149852#c5343517782788661929'> February 22, 2010 at 11:35 AM
  2. Shoulda never gave you niggas YOUTUBE.
  3. Ralonda Says: http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-did-i-watch-this-whole-video.html?showComment=1266860232750#c6015306482706686560'> February 22, 2010 at 11:37 AM
  4. And why'd this ho do number 3 twice? Sigh.
  5. Lil' Creole Pimp Says: http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-did-i-watch-this-whole-video.html?showComment=1266861764284#c1179948862424255999'> February 22, 2010 at 12:02 PM
  6. I've cried twice since watching this.
  7. Anonymous Says: http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-did-i-watch-this-whole-video.html?showComment=1266862485920#c3425441425086154848'> February 22, 2010 at 12:14 PM
  8. Just when I had my asthma under control, here comes this shit to send me right back to the rescue inhaler.

    Jesus, be a lobotomy...
  9. The IPS Says: http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-did-i-watch-this-whole-video.html?showComment=1266863054465#c2545687506480210776'> February 22, 2010 at 12:24 PM
  10. How old is this child?! I think she needs meds. Is she Lil' Mama's sister?
  11. CoCo Divalicious Says: http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-did-i-watch-this-whole-video.html?showComment=1266863182477#c2915775937139906067'> February 22, 2010 at 12:26 PM
  12. O_O (unplugs computer, throws it and self out the window. Lands into Leyomi stance, leg up so straight)
  13. Anonymous Says: http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-did-i-watch-this-whole-video.html?showComment=1266863255152#c6555997354033584864'> February 22, 2010 at 12:27 PM
  14. She should get on the remix of "Its So Cold In The D"

    I bet she'd GO IN!

    haaaaaa.

    messy hoe.
  15. Anonymous Says: http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-did-i-watch-this-whole-video.html?showComment=1266863394438#c4815876426492974142'> February 22, 2010 at 12:29 PM
  16. well at least her lipstick/lip gloss game is proper.

    she used YSL lipgloss.

    and C.O. Bigelow lip glaze.

    but why together? they do two different things. completely unneccessary bulk on the lips!

    PS: She has the brain power of a fuckin walnut.
  17. Lil' Creole Pimp Says: http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-did-i-watch-this-whole-video.html?showComment=1266864342522#c6581762041024176398'> February 22, 2010 at 12:45 PM
  18. YSL? She didn't use Yves Saint Shit.

    I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ANYTHING I'M TOLD EVER AGAIN.... EVER!
  19. Anonymous Says: http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-did-i-watch-this-whole-video.html?showComment=1266868655823#c3296046897899942769'> February 22, 2010 at 1:57 PM
  20. LOL her lipstick WAS YSL. When she was like "crystal clear" or some shit like that. even though clearly, the shit wasn't crystal clear. it was pink Goddamnit.
  21. Caress Lepore Says: http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-did-i-watch-this-whole-video.html?showComment=1266876070644#c2418653658262564516'> February 22, 2010 at 4:01 PM
  22. I'm mad she has to adjust her waist to say no corset.
  23. Daqauri Black Says: http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-did-i-watch-this-whole-video.html?showComment=1266880946525#c6273756140071765900'> February 22, 2010 at 5:22 PM
  24. someone push me of a cliff or let me drink some bleach, these bitches need to stop no lie!
  25. katchin05 Says: http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-did-i-watch-this-whole-video.html?showComment=1266883481778#c3354971737536394829'> February 22, 2010 at 6:04 PM
  26. She got them boots from Payless. I won't comment on anything else, buz I cannot fathom watching the rest of that foolishness.
  27. Ralonda Says: http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-did-i-watch-this-whole-video.html?showComment=1266943499134#c1644687442442168229'> February 23, 2010 at 10:44 AM
  28. I'm, still upset...
    HO, WHERE IS NUMBER 4?!?!
  29. Luvvie Says: http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-did-i-watch-this-whole-video.html?showComment=1267213878995#c3481355342765651'> February 26, 2010 at 1:51 PM
  30. I. HATE. EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!
  31. Daniel Says: http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-did-i-watch-this-whole-video.html?showComment=1267214099279#c2023233512592245110'> February 26, 2010 at 1:54 PM
  32. Ralonda, she can't count to 4
  33. JC Says: http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-did-i-watch-this-whole-video.html?showComment=1267239059721#c3639409729900969353'> February 26, 2010 at 8:50 PM
  34. She stepped/looked away from the camera on some "Chocolate Rain" shit.
  35. dylantsmith Says: http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/2010/02/why-did-i-watch-this-whole-video.html?showComment=1267888955731#c3490093008207434060'> March 6, 2010 at 9:22 AM
  36. "I'm flawle...I'm flawly...I'm flawless" <---this is why we can't have nice shit. Gotta be hard to dry off the cookies when you stay busting your ass trying to utter 3 syllables.
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