Props to @LADYW87. No words are needs.

I don't have much to say about this clip besides the fact that Danger is on the red carpet looking like Michael Evans. Whose money is Poprah spending to put together anything, even if it is for a good cause? And why wasn't Case invited!? Hide ya shanks. Bitches be tripping. Crazy.

Vicious little monsters. I'm not sure what time mark it was said, but it kilt me a little. Just a little video-graphical fuckery to hold over the readership, because I can sense y'all fiending for updates. Be sure to play close attention to the Gaga impersonator. The nuances of her performance defines what kinda dream this is.

I blame the Internet for making music production software and licensed instrumentals of yesteryear so damn readily accessible.

Good fuckery is hard to find and good fuckery is in order. If you're like me then you miss watching Frankie & Neffe buy furniture and kick down doors looking for Clyde. I don't know where Clyde is nor do I know when Frankie & Neffe is coming back... But at least I have YouTube.

Cherish the fuckery around the 1:47 mark. : )

Don't get me wrong, I think the song is hot. I don't expect it from Robin. At all. Like Mike, TOO remember when he was just Thicke, looking like just Jesus... but eh... his music seems to find my good side so... Cut the check. Also, I'm feeling Thicki Minaj's music of late and her past joints, so... Thicke and Thicki Minaj on the track? I guess.

But the antics and the cutting up and the fuckery and mulatto follies in the control booth in this video!?

Grade A Fuckery. Sham fucking wowzers, Batman.

Start a family. Milk a goat. Eat a dick. And somewhere in between, find some time to kick it out. Doo doo doo da do da doo. Smart guy. Smart guy. It's very hard to take former child stars seriously, but if anything this is great promotion. Makes me wanna go watch Hounded.

No words are needed.

It's comes to my understanding, that the readership has been somewhat lacking in their fuckery intake... Fret no futher, there's fuckery afoot.

That's Hulk Hogan's daughter alright. Orange as a traffic cone with hair whiter than Jacko's complexion. Ah..... refreshing. Photoshop, killyaself.

First of all, where props are due to WYGBA. Secondly, is her cooking that damn good or is shawty just really sure that Dominique's pussy don't sit up as high as hers? I wonder if "I make a mean tetrazzini that would make you leave good pussy" makes a hot selling point in your craigslist profile?


Hmm...


Either way, Dominique's chicken tetrazzini is hereby a new item on the Creole Pimp Dolla Menu.

Father blessed her with the Holy Water. Then Father laid hands on her.

No words are needed.

When I saw this I had to snatch it up for my lil' ones.

My Pop-Pop saw it and now he thinking franchise. Your boy DanYe getting that signing bonus & some commission. Now that's pimping.

SIDEBAR: OH THE FUCKERY!

This ain't right y'all. This shit just ain't right.

Dead
Mort
Muerto
KILT

This makes me wanna ask my granny about the birds and the bees.

SIDEBAR: Alexyss K. Tylor is a beast all by her lonesome, but add her son to the mix and shit will fly. No pun intended. That boy do sound sweet as hell. Pour him in a pitcher of water and you got grape Kool-Aid. Oh yeah... I took it there.

Shawty say the nigga that she with ain't shit. So I took her to the mall and now she look pimped! SHAWTY WANT A THUG!

SIDEBAR: Fuck-me pumps on a toddler?

I need to change this blog's address to Ohthefuckery.com, with the quickness. Beaver-badger-balls-faced Khia is runnin' round tryna save face after being booted off of Miss Rap Supreme. Damn shame, too. Now I have no reason to watch it. Oh well. Nick Jr is my channel anyway. Sorry, VH1.

But I digress.

Anyways, Khia is doing some damage control to her already damaged *making air quotes* "career" by telling radio stations that she sold more albums than MC Serch. Au contrair mon amie! That's French Creole for, "Ay hold up, bitch!"

This is what Serch had to say about Khia:

First things first, I admire that you sold 800,000 records and had a worldwide smash with 'My Neck My Back'. I was speaking to Talib Kweli today and we were talking about how that record was a worldwide smash. In terms of my records sold, you have stated that I have not sold 'Nann' the records you have sold. I think you might have been drinking a little too much of your own Kool Aid on that one. Third Bass had three albums, The Cactus Album, Derelicts of Dialect and a remix album call Cactus Revisited. My remix album sold 850,000 albums by itself. Cactus sold 1.3 million and sells 50,000 records a year for the past fifteen years. Derelicts of Dialect which had our Number 3 pop hit "Pop Goes the Weasel" sold 1.4 million records, 565,000 in the first 28 days. My solo record "Return of the Product" sold 350,000 records, so your album did better than my solo album, GOOD FOR YOU! In total I have sold personally as an artist, over 3.5 million records. Last time I did my math, and I am not that great at it, 3.5 is more then 800,000. Sorry ma, check please.

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Personally, I would like to thank MS CHERRY for that One Hit Wonder chant. It's very catchy!


Peep the beaver-badger-balls face via Khia @ 0:09. Khia has been rated NSFL for Not Safe For Life.

Good news, pimps and pimpettes. Today, I got two full clips for the price of one. And it's not the regular ordinary full clips. I'm finna turn this bad boy out and straight get grimy, ya dig. Have it like You Got Served Part II in this picnic, bitch.

Sit back: relax and try not to kill yourself laughing.

versus the classic...