The devil has been busy all week long. This by no means top what's happened so far, but.... Just click it. Just do it. I hate you
@BELLABOSS for alla this. Chama lives.
Although, Wayne is slated to go in when T.I. comes out [jail... I meant jail.], that doesn't mean he can't drop a few records beforehand. The homie
ROBO3K Lil' Mama bounced us a track of Wayne and 'Em and well... I'll let Robo tell ya what happened.
Ok, so here’s what happened. Wayne called Em and was like, “Ayo… come hop on this track!” and then Em was like, “Only if I can murder you on your own song…” and Wayne was like, “Mmmm… Promethazine!” and then Em murdered Wayne on his track.
And there it is.
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I don't know how to say this... So I suggest you have a seat. It's kinda hard for me to tell you this but... Tee-Tee and Alicia Keys-To-Your-Home-When-You're-At-Work have a track together and... it has a distinct Keyshia Cole rhyme scheme. You read right... The song you're about to witness has a very... eh... life rhymes with right, trust, down and baby... eh... lyrical rhyme scheme. But the beat is knocking. I mean if Rihanna can get away with it, then why not these two?
What kinda dream is this? Audio provided by Sam at Grape Juice. No grape juice if ya don't get loose!
Pretty "Killer Instinct Gold" Chrissy is up to no good. I'm not one to look down upon those glorifying things they shouldn't glorify, but this shit right here... Like Musiq Soulchild said, juslisen...
Again...
[KID FURY] is responsible.
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...to accompany the last post. Hulk's daughter wants your frosting on her.
Don't groove too hard to it, y'all.
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Lil' Rock, his Moms, and his lil' bro stepped out the house the other day.
FRESH thinks he's the relevant one of the clique. To me, he still ain't shit... I got a box of Air Heads for anybody who can prove me wrong.
People often ask why I dislike him... that's a story for another time... I do have a poem I want to recite that's dedicated to young Rodney punk ass:
Okay you niggas wanna throw bottles and hoe swallow
My niggas they throw throw hollows then more follow
Like TNT I know drama, so I'ma... keep that AK like Osama
Fuck an honor
Motherfucker fuck ya momma to the tenth power
Fill his body with enbalmer, him a goner
Stop a nigga like a comma
No informers
But we got that white boy, that snow, that informer
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It's new and improved and it's about pussy... Banner's on the beat. I'm sure you'll love it Savvy!
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I just might bump this in my Caprice... but when people ask who song it is... I'ma tell 'em "Ion't know"... Give Wayne back his flow.
You said "What it is?" on this track and on that song you did with T-Pain. You know what song I'm talkin' bout... That Strike A Pose song. That was you, right?
Um... CiCi... my cousin Angie made farts that sounded better than this.
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A whole 'nother "A Milli" has surfaced. Who did it this time? Ne-Yo... of all people. I'm ready to ride through a few 'hoods with the windows down and the lights off around 11:30PM, accompanied by Latarian "Big Ton" Milton. Get my drift? Only way I cosign with this is it's a shot at Pretty Chrissy which I'm always down for. I hate that dude like Jim Jones hate soap and water.
Weezyana done opened up a can of worms so big my Granny's voodoo game can't even stop it. And believe me we tried... A Milli is getting bigger than my Tee-Tee. We can't let that shit happen. The stans need to unite and put that mess to an end before Tee-Tee hit up the Festival of Coons 2k8. She's been practicing her deer in headlights looks and everything. If Weezyana take the stage and close the set with "A Milli" it may be too late. Of 'course if he close it with "Lollipop" I won't be mad. I'ma just bring Zahara on stage so they can make it rain on her like that lil' girl from that YouTube clip that I'm too lazy to search.
[PROPS TO AHM]
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I am so sick of "A Milli"...
Wayne... Much love to ya, bruh. I got nothing against you. Next time we rolling dice, though... don't get mad when I take your money. A'ight, homie?
But, y'now... I been ignoring the onslaught of bullshit. I been tip-toeing around certain posts on my favorite blogs. I been being polite. I even listened to a few versions of the song. The nerve of Pretty Chrissy to make his own A Milli?
I told the cyber-homie
BRELAXEDHOMIE that the next somebody to make a new version of A Milli, I was gone shank 'em where the sun don't got no business shining. Chrissy... watch ya back, homie...
5TON4HEAD may be breaking dishes upside your dome, but I'm finna break my foot off in your ass.
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MYA - GIVE IT UP(Please, give it up. Working the window @ Rally's is your only calling. When a player come through hook him up with some onion rings or something.) So Mya, the best dancer from The Undesirables, has a new track that just got leaked. Excuse a thug's torrent of cuss words because I'm finna get real gully. What in the name of halfassed-vocals-bitch-please-say-you-sorry-oh-the-fuckery-go-sat-ch'ass-down-sumwear is this piece of turd shit? I'm sure Ne-Yo is somewhere J-Setting in a mirror off of it, but he's the only one bumping this...
And the song title: OH THE FUCKERY! Whoever wrote this for Mya was trying to tell her something.
When will The Undesirables get together and release an album. A group effort is way better than the effort Mya, Amerie, Ashanti & Cassie are currently putting forth. Why won't they release their debut group album, "Fucking For Trax: Songs & Yaki"? I need answers!
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You will not catch me cranking that Neverland. I ain't tryna be a victim of "The Michael Jackson touched me" tirade. You gots to feel me. But if you one of those crankheads, that's running 'round I provided a link where you can listen
(and download) the track.
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Momma! I can't bump this in my Big Wheel? What I look like coming to the playground holla'n 'bout some "running me, running me, down"... when Dreamgirls dropped they clowned the hell outta me. Now I gotta relive it. I ain't saying it's wack now. It is different from the mess on the radio nowadays (a thug can only crank that shoe polish remover so much)... BUT... Nevermind. I've said too much already.
Let a thug know what y'all think... Talk ya noise.
PS
Pharrell, when y'all gone come through the studio and lay a track down with me for my album.