Excuse the fuck outta me for not posting an OSF vid today, but I didn't get notice of the theme.
The theme: NOT ANOTHER SAD LOVE SONG
My entry: NOT GON' CRY by the caterwailing stylings of MARY J. BLIGE... why pick this... because the next time I'm skipped out on OSF I'm not gon' cry. I'ma shoot first, post later. Post bail that is.
Over in the Afrosphere, we still partying from this past Memorial Day. It's not because we love whatever-the-hell Memorial Day s'pose to celebrate. We just love to barbeque and play that soulful music.
This week's theme for OSF: PHILLY SOUL.
If you don't know with Philly Soul is then you ain't on, and you need to sat down.
A few of the bloggers from 'round the way have been criticizing your boy. Talmbout, "Juelz, why you always hatin' on folks? You ain't even old 'nuff to know half the folks you blog about."
I'm here to tell them what I lack in age/experience, I more than make up for in my kick-ass appeal to the masses and my ability to YouTube and Google folks.
But I seriously need to prove those popping hopping skip skopping laffy taffy heffas wrong... so I joined the ranks of "Old School Fridays"
This weeks theme:
Best Guitar/Bass Solo
My pick:
Jimi Hendrix - Hey Joe Tienerklanken
I'm up on my Hendrix. And for those looking for that purple haze, see me outside in the parking lot after the school bell rings.
This blog is satirical, or at least it tries to be. Using a fictional PERSONA we clown and wild out and pause and no homo and all that good shit. Even though it may seem like otherwise, I am not the real Julez. This is the part of the show where I tell you that this blog is not affiliated with the Knowles. Not Solange. Not Mathew. Not Julez. Not Beyonce. Not Tina. Maybe Kelly. No, just kidding. She's busy. Read that again with a straight face. So if you were wondering, it's not a Knowles affiliated site. And if Solange is reading this, sawwy! Like your hair.
