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Showing posts with label That's My Momma. Show all posts
Showing posts with label That's My Momma. Show all posts

Low Cut Caesar With The Deep Waves

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Enough hate about Momma's new hairdo. I can give you many reasons to appreciate her for not being a soul girl, 'quipped with no afro.

1. She got the Internet going nuts!
2. She reached #2 on Twitter's trending topics. That's the highest she's charted to date. No hate though.
3. Would you rather that she do something like this with her hair?



I bet you couldn't tell Frankie her shit don't stank.

4. At least she didn't do this...

Ciara, baby girl... Desperate times call for desperate... Just hang it up, already. You've had your fun. Now it's time to just go away....


I'm So Proud Of You

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This kinda shit makes a brother emotional. I told y'all my momma would one day come into her own as a live performer. I'm finally proud to say, that's my momma.


Eight Two Six Oh Eight... S'Day

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What will you be doing today? Wait... don't answer yet... first let me aim my gun at your esophagus. Wait... don't answer yet... let me "remind" you of something...

 

Now I ask: What will you be doing today?


Full Clip For Your Everyday Life

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She wasn't comfortable because SOMEBODY walked in cleaning his pistol. My fault, yo.


I'ma Put You On My Team

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We interrupt this brief hiatus to give you the business....

Teyana Taylor... strong jaw or not... I'ma put you on my team one of these days. You heard 'bout me and Zahara, Teyana? I dumped her. Yep. Somebody  got a flick on YouTube of ya boy getting down with them bootylicious girls at the Esscence Music Fest like it was Freaknik. She was tryna throw shade on my game, rolling her neck and pointing her finger and click her tongue. She got WAY outta line. Shit, I drove my Momma all the way to Esscene Music Fest on my bike and I was gonna have fun like or not, Zahara. But anyway, Teyana, what's the deal? You gon' come fuck with your boy or not?

We ain't gon even talk about my Momma and her highlighter legs.

[PROPS TO NECOLE]


Full Clip: Solangerie - "I Decided"

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SOLANGE - "I DECIDED"

So my homegirl Lavender called me last night and made me turn to Black Embarrassment Television. "Sol-Angel is doing something big," she claimed. Would you believe I actually stopped coloring and paid attention to BET's Access Granted last night to peep this?

My thoughts on the "I Decided" video? Wait for it... Wait for it... I can't hate.

But that's what I got my readership for. Feedback?