For technicolor wigs and lacefronts [©Beyonceitis], visit BARRETTV on Youtube. For intense fuckery peep the vid above. I promise you life is over and the end is nigh, because suing people from YouTube on TV is the next "have a baby by Wayne, baby. Be a Young Money female recording artist". These niggas got 500 hunnid to appear on Christina's Court. Person Behind The Pimp is about to sue Solange* for emotional damages due to my paranoia that she is out to shut down my site.
SIDEBAR: Barret was supposedly suing Tiger Woods lil' brother**, but don't quote me on that.
*Jokes. Please don't sue me. I'm DEAD broke.
**More jokes. Tell me they don't favor each other though.