It's About Damn Time

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I just got some good news and some bad news..

BAD NEWS: Word from AROUND THE WAY that "somebody's momma" will continue her Art of Love tour. I have disowned a few people in the past 72 hours so I don't know whose mother this is.

GOOD NEWS: She'll stop popping, hopping, skip and skopping and sit while performing. Since she got injured, she'll be seated on a stool center stage, like a damn hippie at Woodstock or something.

To me, this is neither good news nor bad news. It's progress. She's finally starting to go sat some damn where. This could lead to her sitting down for good. A celebration is in order. TIME TO PARTY!

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