Still frantically running 'round fondling yo' nuts over famous people getting married? I got the remedy. Ready?
1. To film a wedding.
2. To film the Easter Sunday play.
3. To film the Sunday School's re-enactment of The Nativity.
If she doesn't catch a lightning bolt in the ass for this fake fuckery then they can come take away my ghetto pass.
I DO NOT co-sign this fuckery because I don't believe she's truly getting right with God. Many ex-cons/criminals/Blackberry chunkers/etc. get outta jail and find religion just to keep living like heathens. I say give it a month or two and you won't see her near a church or one of those little green Bibles for that matter.
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